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believe it’s you that’s gone mad, rose in love— sacre!—I wish I could catch you and your Shakethe-spear loving once. I’d fix him and you too, my lady, that I would! I’d fix his flint so that he wouldn’t shake any more spears around my garden, that I would! Will you have done with all your rigmarole, and tell what you know?’ “ ‘Certainly. The gentleman’s sweetheart, who came with him to-day, and who went with me into my private room to arrange her hair and adjust her petticoats, was as fine and pretty a young blonde of eighteen years as ever sat a man’s heart beating triple bobmajors against his ribs. Such ankles, such feet, such a bloom upon her cheeks and lips!—ah! and such a tournure! such hips, such embonpoint! Sacristie! it’s lucky I was not a man when I fixed her crinoline, or, ma foi! I should have gone mad and run off with her, leaving monsieur to mourn his loss, while I revelled in the essence of love with his fiancée. Besides that’—— “ ‘Stop, stop, Ninette—for God’s sake stop! I have lost a bottle of Jean Lafitte, forty odd years old, and lost my brains besides!’ “Here the whole five of us collected in a group, and an explanation followed which instantly banished all mirth from Pierre, and all poetry from la Jardinière. “Declining all thoughts of the wager and the wine, I left the party in a maze of stupor, and